Vintage Poems – ZED

This reminded me of a Dorothy Parker piece. I love poems like this, ones that make you laugh and make you think and ones that have hearken back to another era. Enjoy!

By Jane Hoyt Lamb, Hill City

I have added to my life
By temperance and careful diet,
But I am less and less assured
That everyone should try it.

For if I’d known the time I saved
Would add on to my final years
And not be sandwiched in mid-life,
I’d have had a few more beers,

More coffee , sugar, cigarettes,
More butter on my sticky bun.
The time I’ve added to the end
of life is not much fun.

Originally published in Pasque Petals 78.1, Summer 2003

Featured image by Mike under the creative commons license on Flickr.

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